Ten Facts About San Francisco, From Someone That's Lived Here for Three Decades

1) We wear raincoats in July and tank tops in September, and will complain when it's below 50 or above 90.

2) That thing that looks like a lighthouse? It's supposed to be a fire hose.

3) No one who lives here actually rides the cable cars.

4) It may only be 7x7 miles, but our micro-climate will have you changing clothes from the Wharf to the Mission to Sunset.

5) Hot dogs off the street at 3am are the most delicious things ever.
5b) So is the crepe truck.

6) There's a holiday pretty much every weekend, and we will figure out a parade/ street fair/ costume for it.

7) The best Italian food is not at The Stinking Rose.

8) Although Muni runs all night, each of us pray that Bart will run 24 hours.

9)We have mastered the art of parallel parking on the left side.

10) We are 100% content being broke living in the best city in the world.